Avast, ye scallywags! ‘Tis I, the Captain of this here vessel, so ye better listen┬át’what I’m about t’ tell ye, for I’ll only say it once. This beauty of a ship be under my command now, and ye’ll do well t’ listen. For too long, my adventures of piratical plunder and┬ámaritime mayhem have gone undocumented. That ends now. I’ll be